Sunday, April 9, 2023

March MADNESS 2023 Vegas Style

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Pink Floyd

Dark Side of the Moon 1973

THURSDAY:

I planned on having my act together by Wednesday Evening but plans are only ideas. This leads me to my scurrying around morning , last minute food prep , loading the ice chest , and then packing the car by 2:30pm. 

Merged onto the I-70 West by 3:30pm and feeling so groovy. My mental check list was unable to find a single oversight or able to picture items that I left behind. Could I really be this on my game?? I mean we have ONLY been making this trip for over two decades now. MARCH MADNESS BABY 


The Dude & I normally travel at day break and catch the sunrise somewhere in Utah. The Dude fulfilled his duties of obligations at work so we were trekking out for our first evening trip to Sin City. Dynamite 


I was rather surprised by the lack of Spring Break travelers on the open road. I appreciated the sparsely flow of cars because the slow lane through Utah is radically torn up in a big way. Diving quickly into the fast lane avoiding potholes without traffic was a bonus. The winter weathering and big rigs with chains has chewed that slow lane up miserably. Potentially Dangerous Really 

We only stopped once for gas in Beaver Utah which was just over the half way point. The air temp wasn't bad but the chilly desert winds were horrendously bone chilling. We grabbed one of my prerolled bean , melted cheese, and marinaded chicken burritos out of the cooler and continued driving on south without skipping a beat. Bliss 


Our drive was beyond smooth , no issues , and one gorgeous sunset as the icing on top of a brilliantly covered day. I definitely enjoyed traveling this stretch of highway in pure darkness. Totally removes all the boringness out of the equation. I just held the wheel , watched for animals , allowed the car races to fly on by us , and then the light pollution of Vegas shined on like a homing beacon. One of our easiest 6 hour drives yet. Way Cool 

FRIDAY:

We stayed with a husband and wife team that once claimed residency here in GJ back in the day. They are great folks and I had no idea how accommodating they would become. Rock Stars 


Their home is located east of downtown and sits pleasantly nuzzled inside a gated community. Their lavish backyard is butted up to a golf course so almost no noise. Airplanes, well yes. But daily traffic, not at all. Vegas is an arid desert and the morning humidity off the fairway is a bonus while sipping a cup of morning joe. 


Our host offered to show us around two older casinos near by and The Dude & I were so stoked he did. Old Sam's Town Casino was a hoot and that's were I was happy to post my dollars. Super simple sports book and very little smoke. Score 


Absolutely no lines to wait in so betting was a piece of cake for sure. My only complaint, nothing the casino do about it, your only able to place halftime or odd bets on-line using an app. HorseSh*t !! I prefer to bet the over / under on the halftime score and typically do well with that strategy. Such As; when teams are playing at elevation, they usually come in under. Opening day was happening in Denver ( The Mile High City ) but I could not bet that halftime score. Drag 


A tremendously whipping feature of the casino was this atrium in the middle of the hotel towers. Piped in jungle soundtrack kicked A$$ and all the water features drew a crowd. I found serenity while walking around this place after spending a visually stimulated morning in the sports book. 


Sam's Town even offers up a 52 lane bowling alley in the basement of the hotel. And there were all kinds of folks bowling away. Couldn't wrap my mind around it because it never occurred to me that a hotel /casino would have bowling lanes available right then and there. Can U Comprehend  

After I placed my $5 bets, that is right, five dollar bets, we boogied on. The tournament was full of upsets on that Wednesday before we departed from GJ. All of these college kids are big , fast , agile , and able to shoot from anywhere. My confidence was fairly low on Friday and I happily made small bets. Except for one. Bix then asked The Dude & I to wear these white shirts that he gave us. His profession is in advertising and he shoots these blank teeshirts and adds advertisements later on. We modeled with handyman tools , standing next to the engine of his car , and here is a photo of me with a basketball in my hand. Classic 

ST PATTIES DAY:

After my brief modeling career wrapped up, Freemont street would be the next destination on our radar.

The Dude & I checked into our hotel room at the Downtowner Boutique just after the 3pm check in time. Check this out, the quad area had been transformed into a mini gold course and IT IS FREE. They removed that old cracking swimming pool and laid out a very creative course with blue Astroturf for the water features, white Astroturf representing sand traps, longer green turf for a rough, and proper green turf as a fairway and putting surface area. Way Cool 


For those of you that have been following our March Madness Vegas Tours over the decades, you are well aware of our routine. The idea is that we change outfits every time we make a trip back to the room for a fresh cocktail. 


It's a solid move as the envying stays fresh this way. Example being, a group dressed up as oompa loompas. Now at 10am, super fun. 1pm, little bit old. By 3pm, two of the gals were soup sandwiches. Around 6pm, even their outfits appeared a bit rough. And at 8pm, only two dudes remain standing. Total Sh*T Showing Of A Group Theme 


Let the field trip begin. The wind off the desert floor was chilly. The temperature was ideal when wearing the wigs but the wind was down right freezing. So I was thankful I wore my pants under my skirt. Almost all of my outfits required a jacket in oder to keep from freezing while waiting on a band, an act, or simply moving freely about Freemont Street.  


Our friend K drove down from GJ on St Patties and she was pretty stoked to hang with us. Her birthday was earlier that week and this would be her first visit to Vegas. She knew that The Dude & I have our act together and would look out for her. Which we did of course. 


Definitely amazed by the amount of party goers and the police force was on full display. Apparently there were some issues leading up to St Patties so the force was pronounced and I am way cool with that. No belligerent drunks , no fights , and everyone was there to have a damn good time. And That We Did 


Back in the room for grapes and elevating the feet. Another outfit change and a beautiful freshened up cocktail in hand. Here we come Freemont Street. We posed for a number of photos with random strangers and who knows how many photos I was actually in. Classic 



The live bands were basically cover bands but those stage acts were something to witness live. All the aerialist were flipping about and slide of hand magic shows were highly entertaining. We always enjoy walking through the older casinos and check out the fading style of old tables and penny slot machines. Never played that night but worthy of a look see. 


We escorted K over to the swimming pool at the Golden Nugget. That place is a must as there is a full on Shark aquarium in the middle of the pool. The Dude was a preferred member back in about 2003 - 2006 and the Nugget was the place to stay back then. Nothing like floating on your back in a swimming pool with sharks casually swimming right by ya with only a slab of glass separating us. Eerie  


All the north to south streets Downtown were blocked off and stages were then erected for performers. The photo below was during a U2 Tribute Band's Set. High energy and loads of wacky humans mulling about. The common theme was partying on St Patricks Day. NCAA Tournament & St Patties Day Baby 


The three of us obviously caught the last act of the evening at 2am. The Freemont Experience Light Show also ended with a 2am showing. Back to the room for chatter, setting up our coffee marker , and giggling away as our heads hit the pillow. Another top shelf St Patties Day was had. YES 

SATURDAY:

Our meals over the weekend were ridiculously fabulous. The Dude & I brought two ice chest full of prepared homemade meals and our host family whipped out these tasty breakfast burritos for lunch. Excellent meal for after we checked out of our hotel and a perfect fit before we rolled over to Sam's Town Casino to collect some cash. The Host prepared those burritos and I hopped on doing the dishes. Well Oiled Kitchen 


My two bets for this day were rowdy as I shied away from the tournament due to all the upsets. The girls NCAA Tournament was also happening and I saw a mediocre point spread between power house Villanova over Ohio Valley Tech. I had to place a $5 bet on that one. My other bet was Calgary Flames over Philadelphia Flyers. Easy Peasy 


The Flyers are a complete Sh*t Show and a $5 spot sounded pretty legit. 2 zip Flames after the first period and I felt solid about the situation. Both teams scored a goal in the second period but I wasn't  really paying attention. As I peaked back up at the board, 3-2 Flames with 3 minutes left. Sure as SH*T, The Flipping Flyers tied it up. Couldn't believe my eyes. So Pissed. Then, 42, because 42 is always the answer, 42 seconds into OT, The Flames rip a top shelf for the win 4-3 and I collected my $4.55 cash in hand. Another $4.55 after Villanova crushed the tech school. Phuc Yeah 


If you remember , a few years back , our cousin resurfaced and The Dude & I drove down to Prescott AZ to reconnect. Well, she made the 4 hour drive over to see us this time. From Left To Right - Wendy , The Dude , & Bix 


Our host family threw together two wonderful homemade veggie pizzas and we supplied marinaded robust chicken tenders for the BBQ. Which Bix barbecued to perfection. The Dude also made up an amazing sprouted bean salad to go with all the food that night. We ate like kings , shared stories / ideas , and pleasantly caught up with family dynamics and what nots. Very Cool 


We eventually talked our host family into hitting the south to mid strip with us and another field trip ensued. They drove us to the new MGM Parking structure and that was a trip in itself. They lined the parking spaces with little LED Lights. A green light hovers over an empty space to park and a red light means no available spots. This eliminates useless driving up and down parking structures seeking out a place to park. Simply locate a green light and there ya go. Technology I Tell Ya 


The Bellagio was mesmerizing!!! Check out these massive bubbles!! Fake but still so trippy. We caught a typical Bellagio water show for sure and I believe that I remember an Elton John tune during the show but I could be mistaken. I have some sweet LIVE FEATURE photos from the show. Well, at the time it was pretty sweet but the next day proved to be rather basic. In The Moment 


I carried the backpack that was full of tasty Mutant IPA cans we brought along with us and one frozen gel pack. We sipped our cold brews while we walked from casino to casino and the people watching was off the hook during this particular Saturday Evening on the strip. And tons of laughter was had that night. The five of us walked, gawked , and laughed out load at whatever we wanted to. 




I absolutely love the Flamingo and we trekked on over that way. The back side of the Flamingo provides a fascinating hangout area. What a great location to check out after the busy hustle and bustle of the strip. We gathered ourselves once again and with bells on my shoes I shuffled my tintinnabulation A$$ on down the strip. High Steppin 


As we arrived back at the car, my Garmin reads 9.4 miles / 15.12  kms and The Dude registered 21,078 steps for a calculation of 9.68 miles / 15.44 kms. Now our friend says, " If you asked me to go on a 9 mile hike, I would have been like, YOU'RE CRAZY !!!"

SUNDAY:

Sunday was a bit of a slow start for sure. I woke up and literally had no idea what time it was. It was a whopping 7:15am and I headed towards the coffee maker. I scooped out some homemade yogurt from the cooler , added fresh fruit that The Dude brought along , and obviously added granola and nuts. We eased into the day and followed through with our previously discussed plan. Throwing Plastic 


The drive across town wasn't all that bad as we drove from the east side of Vegas to the west side. I love this course and its layout. So Peaceful 


This park was built in a flood wash and transformed into this wonderful walking path. There were dog walkers , moms pushing strollers , and us random disc golfing players. 18 baskets with proper tee pads and mostly mid range throws. 


We both threw a stellar round and managed to NOT throw a disc in someones backyard. So That's Cool 



Once again, the temp was doable but the breeze of a storm front worked my hands over. But our precise throws removed all those chilly vibes away. And I just happened to be a birdie machine which warms up the heart. After decades of playing this game of Disc Golf, playing courses around the world, my mechanics are finally in sync. My putts are accurate , my drives are controlled , and my vision for the lines are holding true without constantly second guessing myself. Not at all bragging here but happily finding my rhythm. 


After we played, it was off to the Asian Markets to stock up on goodies. I mean, we had to because we were already on that side of town. Nice 



Yes, you are reading this right. That is Pork Tongue and a very appetizing Pork Stomach. Fresh and ready for the Crockpot. Yikes 


My biggest challenge these days are finding clean products. These Asian condiments and sauces all have MSG's added now. I wish they would steer away from that SH*T. 10 years ago, these markets sold clean products and I will never understand why they added all these chemicals that our bodies don't even recognize. 


But what I did buy is half the cost and the candies are always well received. Meaning, I always purchase a few small bags of Ginger Chews to give to friend here around the Valley. We shopped around and filled our list and made our way back over to Sam's Town to catch the afternoon games. 


Could have been the Oats , Wheat , And Barley talking but The Dude threw down a three team parlay bet. Was originally going to JUST BET ON Fairleigh Dix but morphed that into a three game ticket. 


Guess what..... Fairleigh Dickson covered , UConn dominated , and Northwestern also covered the spread by one basket. $5 dollars quickly became $33. 70 !! Take That Marquette Golden Eagles 


Now the Miami bet was a no brainer. Vegas opened up that line with Miami giving Indy 3.5 points. I Almost jumped on it because I knew that The Hurricanes should win but would definitely cover that spread. The line began to move and the next thing I knew , MAIMI was now given a point and half because Vegas thought Indy would win. So I stream rolled my belly full of brews up to the counter and dropped $25 on the game. That was the alcohol talking but it paid off as Miami abused Indy. Stoked 


This was a banner day!! I threw well , cashed out some sweet winnings , and this would be the first time that I have ever been in Vegas for a rain storm. And Mother Nature Unleashed 


We parked our car in backwards on the second floor and our view was overlooking this water shed canal. The water levels were rising with every trip out to the car for a new can. At one point, an entire cardboard home was rushing down the canal. The amount of trash floating by was shocking. Big City Living Sucks 


But Damn Sam's Town Pays Out!! I bring this up because I have to air my one complaint from the whole trip. Vegas has removed all coins from the betting floor. That Is Right. No Coins Paying Out When Some Hits On A Slot Machine. Money is all transferred on a hotel card or a payout slip that the machine prints. It was kind of a drag not hearing a machine dropping a hundred bucks in nickels. And that would be my negative two cents after a splendid three days of excitement. Yahooo000

MONDAY: 

We once again stumbled from our separate rooms and found our way over to that welcoming full coffee pot. Everyone get a big kick out of watching me set up the coffee marker before bed. But they sure enjoy having a fresh brewed pot with minimal efforts. 


After we loaded up the car, we once again stopped off at Sam's Town to collect. Those little $5 dollar bets really add up quickly. Fueled up the automobile and started driving north towards the Air Force Base. We weren't quite sure what was up at the time as 50 to 100 men with BIG A$$ telephoto lens lined the side roads. I mean one guy had a holster style grip for his camera and the lens was a long as his thigh. Massive 


After we passed by them, here comes the Air Force Thunderbirds in a diamond formation with a tail of white smoke from each jet. Those jets have a very distinct bird painted on their bellies of those fighters. Talk about a stand out decal against the altocumulus. Now we get it with all the camera gear. Apparently the squadron was arriving in Vegas for an air show the following weekend. Got It 


The car made it to Beaver Utah once again for fuel and we loaded up a wrap for our road lunch travels. Mother Nature turned blustery as another cold front moved across Utah. 


We were very fortunate to have a tailwind but the roads quickly became dicy. I kept both hands on the wheel while The Dude played DJ. I don't mind conditions like these when I am the driver. My confidence in my abilities goes without question and all stereotypes of deadly episodes were never presented. Smooth Sailing 


In the photo above, the fast lane is completely covered in slush and the slow lane was rather manageable at speed. There is something special about the desert after a good Spring Storm. The contour lines present themselves and the colors have a pop quality that you just have to experience for your self. Magical Really 



Before we knew it, the 6+ hour drive was comes to an end. The full three day bender was nearing closure. Another very successful trip to Vegas was had. 



The Dude & I even mentioned how our drive both there and back was eventful for sure but not a burden. Our travels to Vegas in the past always offered up the moments when we just wanna get there. Or we chat about another two hours of driving or popping off about ONLY passing through Green River. But this trip, it was just another drive. A Fantastic Drive 

RATZ RAZE:

Hit the ground running and the reentry was rough!! Here is a week of photos wrapping up the month of MADness. And it is already the 9th of April ? What The Flock Of Seagulls 


Somebody Hit The Lucky 7 Years Of Age And Scored Some Cold Hard Cash 


The planet line up on the 28th and 29th of March was fascinating. The planetary alignment showcased five planets and THE MOON. Totally visible in an almost arc shape. Mercury , Venus , Mars , Juipter , And Uranus dominated the night scape. Love It 


My game, unreal 


An Old 1948 Willy's 


Friday Night Bike Night Started Up Again On That Last Friday Of March & The Theme Was BIRTHDAY. Friday Friday Bike Night of April's theme was WOODY CREATURES and then it is over to the Mesa Theater to catch The Dead Floyd show. STELLAR SHOW 


Above was our Birthday outfits and below was our Bunny / Bear Woody Creatures get up during Friday Night Bike Night 


REPLACING A MOTHER BORAD - Like I knew what I was doing - But It Worked 


Then Replacing Filters 


A Little Snow Fell This Year Up On The Grand Mesa. Just A Splash 


Tis The Windy Season As Those Pressure Gradients Are In Motion Once Again 


Happen To Be Watching These Guys Again - They So Rock 

And I leave you with my bracket. Once Again, I am not bragging here!! My bracket was awful but good enough for the win. Thank You UCONN. The popular picks in our pool were AZ , Zags , Bama , Kansas , And Kansas St. Me and two other predicted The Golden Eagles to win it all. So with 93 total points, 23 owners in the tournament pool , $10 buy in , check me out strutting my stuff. Boom Shakalaka 


Stay Strong My Friends ,

Cheers 

Thursday, March 9, 2023

Was I The Worm Or The Bird

Take Time To Give Thanx      Make Time To Be Giving      I'm Gonna Stop And Think Twice About The Way That I'm Living      Did I Say A Kind Word      Am I Proud Of My Actions       You Know A Job Well Done Gives Me Satisfaction       Can I Earn Your Trust     Your Love And Affection        Just One Step At A Time In The Right Direction        I'm Gonna Aim For Sky       Keep My Feet On The Ground       Raise My Voice To The Heavens      Make A Joyful Sound 


The String Cheese Incident

Outside Inside 2001

HIKE:

I am so not going to bore you with the time is flying factor. It IS March and the MADness is just around the corner. 


Been heading out early when the ground is still frozen and the atmosphere is peaceful. Pretty much mud season around here these days. The kind of soft mud were dogs would love splattering their paw prints in it. Sure wish Mother Nature would kindly dump about 5 feet of wet heavy snow here over the next few days. Think Snow

CYCLING:

The 'Just Wait 5 Minutes' saying around here in Colorado came true the other day. I headed west on the Ol GT and I wouldn't say that I was cold but definitely not warm. Within a few miles of care-free riding, the wind picked up. Then, I was kind of cold. Tolerable but chilly. Comfortable Enough 

Dark clouds casually rolled over the Colorado National Monument while caressing the individual slot canyon walls. The howling wind emanates directly from the west into my exposed face. Next thing I knew, Mr Sun was out again, headwind was even stronger. Still rolling west, I tucked into the tightest TT position I could wiggle myself into as I plunge my way on. Felt stellar to burn the quads while my screaming gastrocnemius pounded down on them pedals. Snow flakes began falling again and take refuge on the sleeves of my flannel. Finally talked myself into 'This Is The Perfect Turn Around Location'. The darker ominous clouds blocked away all sun's solar rays as I succumbed to defeat while turning around with my tail between my legs. 

And here comes the real snow!! A sideways blowing snow storm rapidly engulfed the landscape. The wind fluctuated between a tailwind, Willy Wonka upways, noseways, and a sideways blast of freezing temperatures. Between the weather and wind, couldn't hear my own thoughts. Just as I was questioning my own judgment, the sun breaks out once again. That tailwind was fierce still. Mother Nature happily pushed me all the way and my flannel was considerably soaked at this point of the adventure. I was cold but a headwind would have been disastrous. So lucky to be riding with the wind!! If you don't like the Colorado weather, just wait 5 minutes. 

PROJECTS:

A client mentioned this book and then brought it on in during our last session. Will begin reading shortly. Have You 


Have you ever worked with plaster walls before?? I have obviously patched holes in drywall and scarped popcorn ceilings but plaster walls will be a first. I am committed to a job where there is a hole in the back of a closet in room 1 that opens into the 2nd bedroom. The front door knob also punched a hole into the wall there as well. Will shoot some photos as I go, wish me luck. Plaster On 


Meeting with the Realtor this Saturday and rather excited about this place. Will gaily post photos during the walk through and keep ya all posted. Fingers Crossed 

ORTHO:

The Ortho world has been on fire. Landing this new location has completely changed my format. Not sharing the office space with three other gals has allowed me to be available at a drop of a hat. I'm working bankers hours, evenings, and weekends. Whatever & Whenever 


I rode over to the gym after a day in the office and was quickly reminded why I am gradually building my practice again. Someone left this for me as I am the last man standing when it comes to wearing my mask at the gym. I am waiting for the Trump Lovin Phuc to ask me if I got the cartoon. I don't need to ask around because they wont be able to control themselves here in a week or two. Like the Joke "How Do You Know If Someone Is Vegan?" Just wait and they will tell ya all about it. 

I am in the process of ordering an advertisement banner for the office. The graphic designer fabricated a little prototype placard with my logo and told me they ran a few stickers just because. In my mind, was thinking a few little cheesy suckers. They totally knocked me out with a bunch of little black ones and white ones. A stack of larger white, black, and red ones on the good quality vinyl were also in my goodie bag. Like Top Shelf Stickers 

February was full of Karma Coupons and goal reaching achievements. I weighed in at 202 pounds / 91 kilograms on Feb 1st 2023. Set a targeted goal of 190 by the end of the month. Well, didn't reach that goal but dropping the 10 pounds was pretty sweet. I stepped on the scale March 1st to witness this 193 pound / 87 kilos. The 180's is just around the corner and 170's by Summer sound be within range. Right 

NIGHT:

Those high Cirrus Clouds began rolling in those first few nights of stargazing and the dance between Venus & Jupiter. Started feeling a little dubious that I might miss the conjunction or the kissing if you will. But the last few nights created ideal viewing conditions and I fell in love. Jupiter, Venus, and that happy Moon were all right there in alinement. And last night's Full Moon ( Worm MOON ) brightened my whole evening. Pun Intended  


Hopefully you all were peering towards the west just after sundown to observe the pirouette between those celestial bodies spinning about. They were a sight to see and check out these photos from CJ. Keep Looking Up 

DISC:

Over the winter break, along with other chores, the YouTube algorithm flooded me with disc golfing videos. One guy in particular described exactly my form to a T and how that is the worst way to throw a disc. Clueless I Am 


The above photo is the result from my tee off drive. My old mechanics of throwing positioned my right elbow tucking into my right hip as I released my disc. This guy goes on to elaborate arm movement, elbow accuracy, and hip rotation. All off which I was doing completely wrong. Now I have only played three times this year with my new found driving angles and overall proprioception while on the tee pad. 


I am driving the disc like a mad man. Have always driven the disc like a discombobulated wild man but now it's a whole new ballgame. Definitely takes concentration but my elbow is parallel to the ground and my hips are isync with my feet and I have added about 20 yards / 18 meters to my drives. Hopefully my release point and grip will all merry together at some point this year. 


I focused on putting last year and that paid off dramatically. Started throwing with a Swan and retired my original early 90's Birdie Putter. The above photo showcases my distance putt that found the proper line I was envisioning and drilled the basket for another satisfying birdie toss. Just as I released the putter, called out to The Dude mid-flight that "I Think It's Going In!!" Below are photos of my blue disc in the basket.  


Stuck That Sucker Good. The Dude has been quite impressed with my play this year. We are both shocked by the distance gained with my driver disc and my putts are almost unreal. I'm not getting big headed here by any means. It is just that I have played disc golf for decades and I am just now learning how to play the game. Stoked 

TIMMING:

It is all in the timing and delivery. Like WoW

GOALS:

  1. Vacationing In The Sunshine
  2. Enthusiasms While Working  
  3. Grass Is In Need Of A Moe 
  4. Absolutely No Interest In Firing Up The Walk Behind Noise Maker 
  5. Shouting Out With Pure Happiness 

I leave you all with a promotional video I created for The Dude. Please leave a comment with your honest opinions. I am seeking true feedback for building stronger shorts. Might have another part time gig creating these for the Realtor. Maybe?!?! I say maybe because these videos demand attention to details and loads of freaking time. Would rather be riding my bike but the cash flow would be a bonus. Always up for refreshing revenue sources and exciting unknown challenges. 

 

Stay Strong,

Cheers