Tuesday, July 7, 2026

A World Cup Embarrassment

There Is No Political Solution    To Our Troubled Evolution    Have No Faith In Constitution   There Is No Bloody Revolution     We Are Spirits In The Material World   Are Spirits In The Material World   We Are Spirits In The Material World    Are Spirits In The Material World    Our So Called Leaders Speak   With Words They Try To Jail You    They Subjugate The Meek   But It's The Rhetoric Of Failure 


The Police 

Spirits in the Material World 1981 

BIKE NIGHT:

The theme for this particular Friday before the 4th was International Culture Ride. Odd? But hey , we went for it and so stoked that we did. Roll On 

The Blue Z even made a rare appearance and hung out afterwards at the Old Lowell School House. Super entertaining catching up with folks and what nots. Plus , it is rather special ringing bicycle bells and shouting out HAPPY FRIDAY to everyone along Main Street. Yahoooo00000

I paid homage to the International Ride by supporting my 2000 Sydney Olympic shirt and The Dude went full on Aussie 101. We never plan our outfits but we tend to land in the same lane. Twins 

There was a mini car club over at Enstrom Candies earlier in the evening. I pealed off from the group to grab a couple of quick snaps for Robert. He loves them thar old vehicles. CLICK 


ORTHO:

In the office a lot and some weeks , just the right amount. All sessions have been completely normal and those random curve balls have subsided. Finally. Working on a client that registered for the LEAD Challenge series. Amazing 

Leadville offers up a number events all season long as that town relies on tourist dollars. If you have never heard of this miners town , Leadville sits at 10,000 feet plus and is the home of the famous Leadville 100. The LEAD Challenge consists of a marathon running , a 50 mile MTB , 50 mile trail run ,  the 100 mile MTB race with racers from all over the world , the very next day a 10K run , and then the monstrous 100 mile trail run one weekend later. Jaw Dropping

You're a flipping stud if you finish anyone of these races throughout the summer but to tackle them all in the same season is flat out awesome. And yes , I am using that word correctly here because there is an element of fear and loads of unknowns. As a side rant here - I hear the word Awesome all the flipping time and its used improperly under most cases. The word awesome has an attachment of fear involved. Want an example?? Landing on the moon was AWESOME. Anyway , the client is a great person , has an incredibly built frame , and knows just about everything about musicians and touring bands. Commonalities

THE 4th LESS:

July 4th was just plan A$$ eerie. The Friday before the fourth was a ghost town around GJ. After working , I rode every side street without stopping between streets. The Mighty Colorado Stream was empty and that was weird. Not a single paddle board to mention. The Main City Fireworks at Stoker Stadium were canceled and there was this untoned edginess afloat. The humans that stuck around projected an almost zombie like vibe to them. I guess we deserve it because we have a pumpkin leading our nation without any real leadership skills. Reassuring 

But seriously , this Fourth of July will stick with me forever and I wish that The Boy Dog was alive to witness the absence of fireworks. As in no neighborhood poppers. No gun shot to be heard. Very Strange 

Was planning to ride today and snap off a few photos of the river to update you all but the smokey valley is toxic. GJ is currently leading the state of Colorado in poor air quality at the moment. Even with my mask , riding doesn't sound appealing right now. Yuck 


Now , as for these randomly inserted photos here. A certain someone turned 8 and we made our way down to the Gelato shop. My first taste of Gelato by the way. But this story really isn't about a birthday or the scoops. This entry here covers this eclectic parlor. Like WoW



This place was nothing at all like I imagined. Imagined??? Hell , wasn't expecting much at all. I was just along for the ride as I am the Grand Uncle and Graat Uncles are the coolest. Right 



And yes the smoke sucks. Yes , the fires suck. Yes , aging sucks. Yes to all of it. But it is just another day now isn't it. One step at at time. Or , like Madness , One Step Beyond 


Not sure when I will be adding to this blog as July is full. Like full speed ahead. I know that I am going to wake up and it will be Thanksgiving. Think of it this way , Halloween is only three flipping months away. Yes , the NFL starts next month. Yes , my oldest Grand Nephew is 10 now. Sh&t Fire 

And to add a little salt crystal into the wound , laceration in this case , busted out the black light. For the poster , maybe yes. Maybe No


When the girls were around 12 , 13 , or 14 ish , we talked about dates but none of us fossils could remember. For the girl's X-Mas gift , I painted this foosball table with black light paints , the late night set up was a hoot as well. I meticulously pimped out the players with opposite patterns , trimmed out each goal , added symbols to each surface corner of the table , highlighted the scoring numbers , and wrote out all four family members names on the legs of the table as well. The Dude , Suzzanne , Kalinderrrrrrs , and Hailey  


After dinner , we obviously set world records in the living room. You know it , hoop jumping records were set. Oh Baby 




Have Yourself A Marvelous Month ,
Cheers 

Thursday, July 2, 2026

June , July , And Moving Forward

Got A Call From An Old Friend , We Used To Be Real Close    Said He Couldn't Go On The American Way     Closed His Shop , Sold The House , Bought A Ticket To The West Coast     Now He Gives Them A Stand Up Routine In Smelly A    

I Don't Need You To Worry For Me Cause I'm Alright 

I Don't Want You To Tell Me It's Time To Come Home 

I Don't Care What You Say Anymore , This Is My Life

Go Ahead With Your Own Life , Leave Me Alone  

I Never Said You Had To Offer Me A Second Chance   I Never Said You Had To   I Never Said I Was A Victim Of Circumstance   I Never Said   I Still Belong  Don't Get Me Wrong    And You Can Speak Your Mind    But Not On My Time 


Billy Joel

My Life 1978 


MARBLE:

Split the scene quickly as the Utah-Colorado State Line Fireball was swiftly moving into the valley. Dreadful 

Yes , it is critically dry. Yes , dead trees dot the landscape. Yes , the few residents are Trumpers. And Yes , The tourist ( Texas Plates ) are totally clueless and chalk full of me Me ME attitudes. I fully understand that jingoistic morons run rapid in all cities , towns, and neighborhoods. Just wish they would listen and show just a little sympathy for the earth. Feel free to be dickheads and rage war on each other but please stop the douche bag polluting. Merica 

But I simply do my thing , wave to everyone , and fully embrace my own tinnitus. The evenings were so still and peaceful. The bugs all but disappear and a healthy calmness flows over my tired body. Aging Blows 


A plane flew in and I will always remember The Boy Dog when I hear planes coming in on approach. Not in a bad or poor me sad way , but I will always recall the first time I ever encountered the runway in Marble Colorado. Heart Is Smiling 

The Boy Dog and I were on a trail run early in the AM. We were catching quick glimpses of deer , a few foxes , loads of squirrels , all while the bird serenaded our passing. Him and I popped out onto the main road about a mile or so west of the runway. At that time , I was unaware of the runway. Duh

As we were moving long the meandering two lane black top road towards the town of Marble , from behind us , you know the sound , that sound of a propeller plane sputtering for fuel. This plane above us was damn near bouncing its wheels off the evergreen tree tops and you could actually read STEP HERE on the underbelly of the fixed wing. I could see the pilot as he danced the plane's wing and I recognized that he faced terrible trouble ahead as the motor barked for fuel. The scene I am painting all took place in a matter of seconds. Burned Into My Third Eye 


I picked up the pace with The Boy Dog as I really thought it would be a first responders moment in time. I knew the plane was going down and I fully expected a Hollywood explosion after tree limbs cracked over by the dyeing plane. But that moment never came !! As The Boy Dog and I rounded the last corner were the wreckage should be , an orange wind sock causally made fun of me. A Phuc N Airstrip 

That's right !! Marble created a grassy field runway and that sucker measures just over 1,000 feet long. Obviously longer that a majority of our regional runways. And this airstrip is very well used throughout the summer months. I Love Planes 

DRIVING:

These kids this Summer are wholly fantastic to say the least. Totally blown away by their demeanor , their lack of foul language , and how in-tune with their surroundings they are. There is a real sense of satisfaction for me as I coach these new drivers along. I definitely have my own style in comparison to the other instructors. I cover a number of miscellaneous signage , school zone theories , and I way over teach roundabouts. My own projection is this , I am not saying these drivers around us are bad drivers. I am explaining that these are real world experiences. I point out out-of-state license plates and I always mentioned the disclaimer that they are not labeled a bad driver because of their "state" but the fact is they may not use a turn indicator where they come from. They just might brake and THEN make their lane change. Obviously I do not label other drivers , I only educate these students to identify , anticipate , and react in a safe manner. That is exactly why I demand that they check the mirror after we safely navigator every intersection. It is all about planting the seed to train them to be subconsciously checking their mirrors. Surprised 

Last Winter , that wave of students were completely useless. Checked out would be an understatement for sure. A number of students were engaging and the drives went well. But a majority of them were as blanco as it gets. And mathematical equations , for get it. Impracticable 

And then there is the return to the desert floor after all. Hot , Arid , And Smokey. Sure hope the Monsoon Rains arrive just as early as the heat dome did this year. This smoke hangs on ya like a coat that you just can't take off. Pipe Dream 


Rain Dance Anyone?

Cheers 

Saturday, June 27, 2026

Playing The Funk Out Of It

End Of Passion Play , Crumbling Away     I'm Your Source Of Self Destruction     Veins That Pump With Fear , Sucking Darkest Clear     Leading On Your Death's Construction      Taste Me , You Will See     More Is All You Need      Dedicated To     How I'm Killing You     Come Crawling Faster    Obey Your Master       Master Of Puppets , I'm Pulling Your Strings     Twisting Your Mind And Smashing Your Dreams       Blinded By Me , You Can't See A Thing      Just Call My Name 'Cause I'll Hear You Scream   Master Master        Needlework The Way , Never You Betray      Life Of Death Becoming Clear    Pain Monopoly , Ritual Misery      Chop Your Breakfast On A Mirror 


Metallica 

Master Of Puppets 1986 


RIVER:

As I have previously mentioned , the Mighty Colorado Stream is the lowest cubic feet per second that I have ever witnessed in 26 years from living here on the western slope of Colorado. Shocking Reality 

Last year , when I virtually made the same statement , analyze these two photos for a little tasty comparisons. Yikes 

July 4th 2024 !!! not 2025. But notice how it's a sandy beach in the background above. And down below , no cobble stones to mention. Rock Horror Water Show 


And then below , this photo was captured June of 2025 and those river rocks were just beginning to raise up and say hello. And take notice to the darker sand from when the water level had significantly dropped during that particular weekend. WoW 


And below in 2026 , its all mud and stones all the way across the river. Bummer 







This "beach" below sits pretty much in the smack dab middle line of the lapping river. That's right , it is land ho between the two branches of waterlines. The left channel is too low to float and where I stood for all of those photos was a butt bumping good time. Shot some video for a sound track over future time lapse videos as well. Cheese 



More before and after photos of our tiny little creek that caters to Smelly A California. This first photo scared me good as I could see the bottom river rocks between these bridge pillars. And hopefully the artist returns to finish these Wizard of Oz Characters. That Would Be Cool  

2025 

2024

DOGS:

I just love dogs. I especially love good dogs. Happy dogs are the best. dog Dog DOGS 



Definitely enjoying walking Mesa Girl and connecting to our community again. Perceiving those delicious smells from backyard BBQ's , experiencing the temperature changes between sprinklers and pavement , and all while savoring the simple act of my body in motion. Just Walking 






And of course Mesa Girl cherished the daily rub downs , the extra yum yums in her food bowl , and all those just because walks in the wheeeeee evenings as well. Such A Good Girl 

JAMES:

This one hurt for sure. James Burrows passed away. I wasn't a big fan of Friends but was well informed of each episode. Back in the day , during that first season hype , all my workmates were Gaga Goo Goo over friends. Just like everyone else was when that show hit the airwaves. But CHEERS , loved that show ! Taxi , still love that show ! Night Court , Brilliant ! Had no idea that James directed the pilot episodes of Two And A Half Men And the Big Bang Theory. And technically , didn't realize he had made numerous cameos in well known movies and television shows. For me , it just hurts my heart as more and more "famous" names/people shuffles off this mortal coil. Yes , part of my youth and it bums me out as I face my own mortality. Grim Reaper Stands Near By 

FIRE:

Flipping Yuck. Utah began to explode under tender conditions and our happy little valley became inundated with apocalyptic scenes. So totally sucks the phat one. Big Time




And then , the state line between us & them ignited. Bad flipping news as the JONES fire is going to be a monster for sure. That is one desolate region and it is all crispy fuel for the fast paced fire. Oh , and the lack of water issue but they should have listened to The Donald and raked the forest. Knuckledusters 

It is a rather remote location , hasn't burn , well , maybe ever. Our humidity is 5% , our winds have hit 61mph / 98 kph , and the temperature reads 97º / 36C here in GJ. And Thanx Brother Reed for the degree icon. Who knew , option zero for the degree symbol. All I can say is that I am Phu-N stoked to be departing in about 3 hours from now. Dynamite 

Still Thinking Snow While Performing My Rain Dance ,

Cheers