Saturday, February 28, 2026

Closing Ceremonies

Turn Out The Lights , The Party Is Over      They Say That All Good Things Must End      Call It A Night , The Party Is Over        And Tomorrow Starts The Same Old Thing Again     What A Crazy Crazy Party , Never Seen So Many People      Laughing , Dancing , Look At You , You're Having Fun    But Look At Me I'm Almost Crying    But That Don't Keep Her Love From Dying    Misery , Because For Me The Party's Over 


Willie Nelson 

The Party is Over 1967

ITALY:

The closing of the games brings authentic reflections of all of it and even my own goo. A full spectrum of where we stand , was I the better human this month , did we grow closer to one another , did I accomplish what I could ?? The Olympic Games not only brings out the "best" athletes but was founded on principles of friendship , solidarity , and fair play. The games promote peace and unity with those iconic rings representing the union of 5 continents. The Olympic Games 

I completely fell in love with the two new Olympic Sports !! Did you see the new 4 team Luge event ?? That event incorporates men AND women racing the clock. The ladies single luge starts the clock , when she finished she reaches up and slaps that target to release that horse like racing starting gate , men's double luge begins , then the single male luge , and finally the women's double to finish all four teams vs the running clock. Sensational 

The other event was the ski mountaineering event. Holy Smokes does this ever offer up potential. Those indefatigable athletes blew my mind. Could you just imagine what else is possible up in those French Alps ?? Let's Build It 

Yes , I watched the dancing figure skating pairs. Still haven't watched a full curling event as I just haven't invested the time to fully comprehend the sport. Yes , fully embraced the speed skating during both long and short track. Yes , all of the ski jumping boggles my mind. And yes , I wish I was given the opportunity to compete in the Skeleton as a 19 year old. As a little tike , I couldn't get enough sledding in the winter. The Dude & I were always the last two kids out and about sledding. As adults in the late unadvised and influenced by Makers Mark , we have sled in Silverton , Crested Butte , and Portola. There is something very exciting about sledding down an icy street after midnight. Boys Will Be Boys 

The entire Games captivated my attention and I am so thrilled about attending the upcoming Small-A Games in 2028 and the Salt Lake City Games in 2034. Both of these cities will be my second games to attend. I was there for the 1984 Smell-A games and 2002 in SLC. If I recall correctly , will be my 6th Olympic torch sighting. 1984 , 1996 , 2002 , 2010 , and soon to be 2028 and 2034. Our featured events to attend in the winter are the cross country events , relays , and biathlon competitions. Water polo and the free events , like the marathon and cycling , are the sought after tickets during the Summer Games. Keep in mind , I was fortunate enough to attend multiple events in 2006 during the Commonwealth Games in Melbourne Australia. That was just as magical as the Olympic Games. Truly Magical 

I will boldly state this and stand behind my word. I WILL NEVER WATCH SUBSCRIBE OR SUPPORT MEN's HOCKEY EVER AGAIN. I was a fan of The Las Vegas Knights and held an allegiance with The Colorado Avalanche. But no more. I was 100% caught up in the Olympic hockey hype for sure. I caught a number of the women's games and started following along during the men's play. Claiming the gold for the women's team was astonishing and I was so pleased for them and their efforts. That men's match was unreal and the men played so bad during that second period. I even began to lose hope as we neared overtime. The overtime created such anxiety for me and when they prevailed , beyond stoked. But the way they conducted themselves in the locker room with that Phuc Head Kash and their live unedited response to The Donald on the phone , Phuc Um. Disrespectful doesn't even begin cover it. The Phuc-N World Cup , fully boycotted by the rest of the world , is on the horizon. An opportunity to encompass all , like the Olympic Games were intended , our racists government showed their hand. Pun Intended 

I ceremoniously became emotional during that closing spectacle of this years winter games. I believe Italy conducted themselves in the ideal manner. I loved the theater aspect from the host country. Those costumes were so elegant during the opening AND closing ceremony. Monitoring the parade of athletes brought my heart joy while they filled that Vernoa Arena. That arena BTW dates back to 30 AD. Could you just imagine standing as one inside that World Heritage site ?? Every athlete and volunteer was on the same page with the same common interest , The Closing Of The Games !! Extinguishing the flames worked over to my core and Italy would be the first ever country to host TWO Olympic flame sights. The way that the French brought the high energy vibes was infectious. The newest technology should be over the top here in a short four years from now. Winter Game 2030 

RETIREMENT: 

Recently , after attending two separate retirement parties , my standard question was this. If the person whom I was speaking with currently is still employed ," Outside of work , what are your hobbies?" If the person is retired , " Retirement must be nice. What are your go to hobbies these days?" Crickets

Just found it odd that these same folks could recall the scheduled programming on CBS at 8pm but a straightforward quality of life question eludes them. I am not pleased with myself having to work 7 part-time jobs as I near 60 years old but I sure as Phuc have zero interest in living like a gelatinous blob on the couch regurgitating to someone what I just saw on the idiot box while implying that is my own thought. Inspire Others 

Whenever I am asked that dream question "What Would You Do If You Won The Lottery?" I have simply replied with this response. I would purchase a number of tasteful clown costumes , a vehicle that makes since for the trip , and I would drive all over the country visiting Children's Hospitals and share with them a little joy. Read stories , meet them in their model of the world , and possibly offer them a little encouragement if appropriate. I wouldn't buy a big A$$ house , I wouldn't buy some fancy yellow sports car , I would never buy a new entertainment center , and I wouldn't tell a soul that I won. Well , that's not true , I would tell T & A in San Diego because they are dear to me. True Friendship 

My point to all of this is this. Please be the better person. Please lead with your heart while being smart about it. Please give a friendly hello or hold the door open for someone. Please be polite to an unknown individual. Please start collecting your Karma Coupons. Please 

CYCLING:

February by the numbers on the commuter bike and the old vintage GT. 

Days Off - Two

Commutes on the Cannondale - 20 Days 

Rides on the GT over 10mi/16km - 9 Times 

Days Not On The Bike - The 12th & 18th of February 

Animals Hurt - Zero 

Bulbs Watered - 3 

Miles/KMs - 224 / 392

Hours - 23

Activities - 35


MIRACULOUS:

Under the most magical conditions , we are witnessing a Planetary Alignment. What a way to end the month. I patiently waited for the sun to set this evening so that I could witness a line up of Jupiter shinning bright , an unmistakable Venus , binoculars ready for scanning the twilight sky to see Neptune , Uranus , and Mercury. And guess what ?? That's right , Mother Nature slapped me up side the head with think layer of clouds. Nothing 

Now , I have one more shot for an astronomical event. This Tuesday the 3rd of March , we shall be entertained by a Blood Moon. Yes , our own shadow will cause our moon to turn blood red around 1am. I promise , this event will be worth setting an alarm to go outside and see with your own eyes. Come On Mother Nature 


Keep Looking Up ,
Cheers

P.S. Just a quick clarification here as I am still unable to reply to comments. A number of you dropped a polite and much appreciated comment regarding the piano action. Thank You. However , I can not play the piano yet. I am flirting with the major chords and have trained my hands to play the C Major , G Major , A Major , and D Major chords. This is only accomplished with one hand at a time. I am struggling with the coordination using both hands , learning how from YT Videos helps tremendously , and hopefully someday I will be able to play along to some basic songs. So thank you all for the congratulations and encouragement but I wanted to take a second and explain where it is that I am with this new instrument. And thanx for always stopping by to read some of my fragmented thoughts and wacky A$$ opinions about whatever and whenever. You All Rock 

Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Blowing in the Wind

We Walked The Loneliest Mile      We Smiled Without Any Style      We Kissed Altogether Wrong    No Intention    We Lied About Each Other's Drinks   We Lived Without Each Other Thinking    What Anyone Would Do    Without Me And You    It Is Like I Told You     Only The Lonely Can Play 


The Motels 

Only The Lonely 1982 

CYCLING:

Back on the 1994 GT Ricochet and intensively relishing these rowdy miles under my knobby firm tires. With February's 13 to 16 degrees above average temps , why not ride. If I recall correctly , only wore pants once this month so far as of this 18th day of February. Yikes 

But like I say , my sit bones are enjoying the time on the saddle again. Meaning , more than just pedaling along but beyond exceeding any expectations pre-ride. Maybe those mundane commuter miles last year was a good thing because I actually have interest in longer rides again this year. This is an unmatched feeling because I was totally unmotivated last Summer. Now , Sunday mornings perk my excitement once again. One hour as far as I can , u-turn , an hour back. Righteous 

DRIVING:

Still rolling around the valley with 15 year olds and surprisingly enough I am still fascinated with the gig. These kids are really solid kids. They arrive with around 50 hours behind the wheel and obviously understand the basic concept of operating a vehicle. My role and what I have taken upon myself is helping them understand signage , speak in real world situations , calculate their surroundings , and educate them on proper round about etiquette. Blinkers 

What I was completely unaware of , nor had I even considered this because I was born in the nineteen hundreds , these kids have "websites" where they have been giving "feedback" for other kids that are about to start the program. Apparently my reviews are over the top and these kids across the board are asking their parents to request me. I have NOT read these reports for myself. I was driving with a kid when they divulged this information after asking me if I remember driving with his buddy. Tripped Me Out 

MUSIC:

After announcing how I wouldn't be stepping foot inside the Mesa Theater in my last post , hypocrite 101 I am. One field trip later , Valentines evening offered up an evening with Magoo. Kalinderrrrrrrs hosting pregame , our tribe walked to the venue under New Moon conditions. Only our posey arrived in full costume force for the pure entertainment factor. Dynamite 

Our names were on the guest list , our outfits stole the show , and we owned our section of the dance floor. Magoo flat out gets after it !! They are listed , or defined as , a bluegrass band. But they are truly an electrifying jam band for sure. They announced early on in the show that they had decided to play all originals. Love That 

Not only did they perform two full sets for us but they clearly like each other , walked about the stage vs standing like statues , and three of the four of them sing exceptionally well. My only knock , they wore the same clothes that were on the floor from the previous day. Other than that , I would see them again without a doubt. Extremely Talent Group 

The other "nice" touch was Denton on stand up bass handed over a beautiful Bouquet of flowers to Kalinderrrrrrrrs and after the show they all came out to the march table to meet and greet anyone and everyone. Well Done 

As for me , I might have landed on a sweet new project. Fingers Crossed !! I answered a Craigslist ad with the title reading , Horns are great and keyboards are welcomed. I knew I had to reply. My thought going in was this. Thanx to YouTube , I began teaching myself how to play the piano in the early A$$ mornings before work. So maybe I would be able to slide in as a newbie piano player. But I just had to see who was looking for horns. When I arrived to the audition , Alfredo greeted me with a handshake and he plays drums. A multiplayer Miguel ( who actually placed the ad ) pops in a little late but super friendly. So he jumps on the electric piano and the three of us just started jamming like old friends do with me holding down the low end with Miguel's Bass that he let me barrow. We were randomly in the middle of Santana's Maria Maria when a white gal around my age walks into the club and starts happily dancing away. Without knowing who she is , she casually walks by me with a smile and begins singing away on the mic. So our "project" is two super cool Hispanics , a fluently Spanish speaking lady , and me. I am so digging this new genre of tunes and have always loved hearing/playing on KAFM those classic Putumayo World CD's. And a bonus , our singer paints the story behind these songs which allows me to play a style of notes to merry that vibe. This is so radically different from the usual Rock & Roll Cover Tunes that I am familiar playing along to. Phuc Yes 

We might have a potential gig during the Chavez Annual Car Show near the end of March. The three of them perform these songs above and I really didn't sound all that bad on bass. Not saying that these Spanish songs are easy cheesy but a majority of them are just two simple chords. Once we slowed down Billy Jean , we sounded most excellent. I was surprised by how well we played both Janis Joplin tunes. We practiced the Blondie tune a few times and I am just OK as they totally rocked it. I am really excited about this and I hope that we find the chemistry between us for growing throughout this Summer of 2026. Let's Bond Amigos 

Bring Your Dancing Shoes And Apply Sunscreen ,

Cheers 

Thursday, February 12, 2026

Opening Ceremonies

My Baby Moves At Midnight     Goes Right On Til The Dawn     My Woman , Take Me Higher   My Woman , Keep Me Warm    What You Doin' On Your Back? Hey     What You Doin' On Your Back ? Hey You Should Be Dancing , Yeah    Dancing , Yeah    She's Juicy And She's Trouble    She Gets It To Me Good   My Woman , Give Me Power    Go Right Down To My Blood 


Bee Gees

Children Of The World 1976

LIVE MUSIC:

Finally attended a show at the Sh*T Hole Mesa Theater. The bands were terrific but the venue ALWYAS finds a way to create a disappointing vibe. Two things this time for me personally. One , it is always way too flipping loud and I always bring my earplugs with me to that place. Veteran Move

Number two , the owners make it VERY clear that they do NOT want to sell you a ticket. You must go to the website and pay the fees. And if you try to purchase a day of ticket , it is an extra $10 because they are complete Phuc's. So the show that I attend only cost $20 bucks. But because in advance I purchased The Dude a ticket as well , my check out total was $51.18 for the two twenty dollar tix. What The Flock Of Seagulls. 

Every single time I attend a performance there , I swear that I will never be back. But I return some 8 months later and bitch to you all about it. Having said that , the two bands were fan flipping tastic!!! The opening ( HERE is the actual show via their YT page ) act Sqwerv ( sounds like a car swerving in traffic ) hails from Denver and they are tight. Like So Good 

The Main Act , Top Shelf! These kids were unreal with an ideal flow that is all based on the crowds projection. Eminence Ensemble is a 6 piece jazz fusion jam band with a few rock covers like Van Halen for instance and a smooth Led Zeppelin teasers riffed out in the middle of a tune. And they brought one of the coolest set of stage lights and lasers that I have experienced in quite awhile. Soupy Sandwich

TEACHING:

So there is separation between judging and educating. Definitely discovering my inner peace while focusing on nourishing , sympathies, and positivity. Yup , everyday offers a teachable moment. It is up to us as individuals to make the choice. Quite frequently I feel myself shaking my head in complete bewilderment. Humans 


Hopefully you have a little giggle with this one. Last year , Mr B gave me a dog defecating calendar for an Xmas gift. So this year , I recycled it with a 2026 GJ Calendar. Yes , I highlighted all of our birthdays , anniversaries , and upcoming family events as well for a personalized touch. Smile On


They got a real kick out of it and appreciated all the updates for the year. I loved how July ( above ) and August ( below ) turned out. So That's Cool 

And yes , been on the bike quite a bit this year. Nothing over the top , just excellent Spring like conditions these days. Below is our Mighty Colorado River and there is no way this stream will make it to AZ this year. No Way  


Really trying not to fill this blog with a bunch of downer news but son of a witch with a Capital B , it is getting ugly around here. And Quickly 

One cool-ish milestone coming up on my radar is that I am a mere sub 200 miles / 321.86km from 30,000 miles / 48,280.32 kms since joining the Strava world. Yowzah 

OLYMPICS:

The Dude and I hosted yet another opening ceremonies gathering and everyone is "expected" to arrive with a dish that represents the host country to share with all. You know , community , peace , and a tradition of bringing the human race together as one. Unity 


Not only is the real live Christmas Tree still up but its beyond healthy and has not begun to drop its needles yet. Had to snap off a photo of this ABBA album for Amanda. She is a true Dancing Queen I tell ya. An ABBA Tribute Band will be here at our Avalon Theater next week. Classic   



Back to the Opening Ceremonies, how about a full flavored chicken cacciatore but with Cauliflower instead of chicken. H & B whipped together an artichoke heart with celery and a few other stimulates for the tastebuds that I am spacing at this time. Thea rocked out HOMEMADE raviolis with cilantro over the top just because. Mr DM created the dish of the night with his first ever attempt at Stromboli. And it turned out beautifully. Of course there were a few bottles of vino. Just A Few. Embarrassing enough , this would be the one and only capture of the spread. Totally wasn't on my game when we began serving up plates but you'll clearly discover that Stromboli action. Sure wish I would have captured each dish for ya because the three homemade main meals rocked the casbah. Rookie Status 

SUPER SUNDAY:

Call me bat Sh*t crazy but I , once again , flipping loved the Super Bowl. I always do. I am always stoked to be surrounded by friends and family for the day. I love hovering over the BBQ. I enjoy the pregame entertainers. I love those commercials. I love the match up. Always look forward to the halftime show. And I enjoy the awards and speeches afterwards. Not a compliant in the world with this 60th Super Bowl. Was completely blown away that the Polar Bears switched to Pepsi , loved the Mr Rogers commercial , the wannabe State Farm Characters cracked me up , and so many more that I am spacing at this time. The history lesson during halftime ruled and learned so much more afterwards. The only aspect that I wished offered a better turn out for me was the MVP Award should have gone to the Place Kicker over the Running Back. But overall , and I tired with Thea on our Prop Sheet Bets , I am thankful that I was able to witness Super Bowl LX. Would give the entire day a seven out of ten and that includes the morning bike ride , the early afternoon round of Disc Golf  and the main event. Super Bowl Baby 

DOGS:

I leave you all with dogs - Yahoooo00000000







And just for you cat fans , OxoxoxO


Making It Happen ,

Cheers 

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Happy Malanka !! Jan 13th Is The New Year In The Ukraine

So I'd Like To Know Where You Got The Notion     Said I'd Like To Know Where You Got The Notion   To Rock The Boat    Don't Rock The Boat Baby     Rock The Boat     Don't Tip The Boat Over     Rock The Boat    Don't Rock The Boat Baby     Ever Since Our Voyage Of Love Began    Your Touch Has Thrilled Me    Like The Rush Of The Wind And Your Arms Have Held Mine    Safe From A Rolling Sea   There's Always Been A Quiet Place To Harbor You And Me    Our Love Is Like A Ship On The Ocean   We've Been Sailing With A Cargo Full Of Love And Devotion


The Hues Corporation 

Freedom From The Stallion 1974


The beginning of this year is rolling in like an asphalt paver. I am optimistic or maybe just pleased that we are a year closer to The Donald's end. Phuc That Guy & His Useless Followers 

And now , to be a stereotypical American , let me fill you in on me. Me Me Me , I I I , Me Me Me , I began the year of 2025 on a crushing low , like all of us were knowing The Donald was stepping in to , well , todays current situation. January 2025 dragged on for me and I really battled with overall depression. Maybe it was the slice of those 31 days but like a snail it slimed me good. But the rest of the calendar year , flipping blur!!! That Year Of 2025 Flew By 

DOGS:

This past winter was a banner year for house and dog sitting. Like everyone traveled somewhere this past winter and that equalled Cha Ching For Me. Yahooo0000 












TECHNOLOGY:

The downside to owning dinosaur technology is this , they fail at some point. They Do

The old Garmin 500 , most folks use the new Garmin 1050 solar , ran its course. This little guy fits in my pocket , logged races , uploaded rides , tracked all those Friday Night Bike Night Shenanigans , and finally decided that it was dead. It just refuses to spark to life. In miles and according to STRAVA , this little cycling computer circled the earth with me. STRAVA holds me accountable at just over 29,600miles / 47,000kms on the bike and just under 2,000 miles / 3,200kms of dog walks. Sleepy Time 


The other side of old electronics is that I unearthed my 20 year old Garmin 305 Forerunner. Charged it overnight , this old sucker discovered satellites , tracked my commute , but my MacBook Pro will not read the files to upload to STRAVA. Phuc Me 

I am currently researching COOSPO cycling computers. If any of you have an advice , recommendations , or products you swear by , PLEASE let me know. Please 

Isn't this situation a bummer?? I was super excited about this holding a charge and accurately calculating the distance. I was under the impression that I was cutting a big Ol fat one. Nope 


So My Commuter Miles By The Numbers:

302 Rides during 2025

287 Hours

4 Personal Records

1,864.4 Miles / 2,999.8 KMs because 3,000 would've been cooler 

42 Dog Walks because 42 is always the number

125 Miles / 201.1kms

11 Rounds of Disc Golf

3 Snowshoe Trips on the Grand Mesa and 1 in Crested Butte

7 Town Floats

1 High School Musical 

14 Concerts Attended

18 Foxie Flo Performances

311 Uploaded Time Lapse Videos

7,671,546 Steps in 2025 and that is almost 21,000 steps a day!!

Might need a new pair of shoes for stepping into the future 

Overall , these numbers are not anywhere near bragging rights status. Sort of impressive that I accumulated almost 2K on the Cannodale commuter bike in 2025. But as you can see , rode 302 times at almost 300 hours. Meaning , reach ride averaged an hour for the year. Yikes !! Maybe I should buck up in 2026. Maybe Yes , Maybe No  

HANDYMAN:

Yes , cut back on helping out but still cashed in when necessary or when time allowed. Still set up and winterized swamp coolers , still walked behind the mower , still completed a number of painting projects , and still replaced a few irrigation heads / values / pipes for some righteous cash. And the photo below was so close to a proper palindrome. Only if the last 2 was a 5. Right 

XMAS:

Yes , still rode the bike around town for my very own private light parade. December flew on by as everyday was filled to the brim similarly to that coffee commercial. Hell , it is already two weeks into this new year and my schedule is chock full for the rest of this month. I can't pack in any more but I probably will because that is just how I roll. Why I do not say no , I will never know. I guess it is better than sitting on the couch like a gelatinous blob. Kick It 















The pattern 


These 2x4 were destined for the landfill baby !!! 


Of course I fabricated Xmas gifts  


Cut these bad boys at 54 degrees and somewhere around 7 1/4 inch to 8 3/4 inch


Busted out the grinder with 80 grit paper and shaped these snowflakes 


Added the burnt appearance with my standard suturing torch 


Masking tape and wood glue for an overnight good time 


Drilled these sucker at an angle from the backside , dab ah glue , and shoved in BBQ skewers for a little more integrity. Sanded off the remaining bit and shaped the backside for a 3D pop if hanging on a wall. Stellar 


Rubbed on a beautiful strain to a couple of them and painted on the Colorado flag for H&B. Side Note , they have the wooden trees from last years gifts on top of their cupboards year around. So That's Cool  

Let's All Try ( JUST TRY ) And Appreciate The Small Wins This Year ,

Cheers