Loosey Goosey 2023

The Freaks Come Out At Night    Discos Don't Open Till After Dark    And It Aint Till Twelve Till The Party Really Starts    And I Always Had To Be Home By Ten     Right Before The Fun Was About To Begin       Crowds Of People Lined Up Inside And Out    Just One Reason To Rock The House    But In The Day Time Streets Was Clear    You Couldn't Find A Good Freak Anywhere   Cause   The Freaks Come Out At Night 

Whodini

Escape 1984

ORTHO:

Life in the office has been eye opening and hopeful. Hopeful?? You Ask???   Hopeful ?? REALLY 

Yes, Hopeful !!! So many like minded humans are combing the neighborhood while enjoying their lives over the course of Summer 2023. 

Creative folks sharing stories , new projects , creative outlets , and so many new eBikers have taken to the trails around GJ. The amount of tourist on eBikes is astonishing. 

Which equals Aches And Pains. Knee issues because of a bicycle seat that might be too high or low. Shoulder problems from working with your hands above your head. Low back pain from carrying around a beer gut while running the College Track. You know, Life At Full Speed after sitting on the couch for three wonderful years. All walks of like and I am more than happy to help them heal from within. Not Judging, Just Helping 

All of my clients are delightful in their own specific way. Some chat ( discharging ) throughout the entire session and others simply check out with their eyes rolled back in their head. Ether way, Life Is Grand !! Would love me some Wide Spread Panic. Bear Gone Fishing 

However, I am amazed and very humble by the amount of new clientele with zero public advertisements. Almost my entire 2023 calendar year has been word of mouth with added current client recommendations. Again, couldn't be more pleased with how the ball bounces these days. Yahooo0000 

CURSE OF THE RED WINE:

Well, it happened once again. Been down south a few times with limited overall red flags but I finally threw in the towel after another red wine incident. I could clearly predict a volatile situation brewing in the whites of their eyes. 

Oh Well 

I guess that I am ether too old or too wise for these elementary drunken behaviors. Been there, done that. So much in common but I am not dealing with a wine-o my friends. The next day, I split without looking back. It is incredibly frustrating and I know that I wasn't perfect. I think my biggest problem is that I am looking for me. How Cool Would That Be 

Made the most of my travels and shared laughs but the writing is on the wall. The cycling was amazing and the locals, neighbors, and roommate were pretty cool. Discovering common ground was exciting but not worthy of tolerating. And they were rather annoyed with me because I am NOT a fan of going out for dinner. I think its time to head over seas. Right 

The good news was that I had no idea a Sepp Kuss events was being held. There were way too many people for me to get close to him but the atmosphere was really lively. He was apparently signing autographs but the line was forever long. Was thinking of jumping in on the bicycle parade but the open road was calling for me. See Ya 

CYCLING:

The world is a better place when riding a bicycle. Friday Night Bike Nights are winding down unfortunately and this Friday will be the last of 2023. SUCKS  

And of course these photos are out of order but whatever there free blogger. The night of Cowboys popped up in rotation and we played the part once again. However, The Dudes granddaughter was performing her very first halftime dance during the Fruita High School Football Game. So we broke off the group ride and rode over to Stoker Stadium. Behind the bars us cowboys stood. Until 

The price of admission was $7 and we were not up for dropping $21 for a halftime show. So what does one do?? Simply follows the marching band and just walks on in. The group questioned my lead but I stated," Who's going to kick out two cowboys and a blonde dressed in all black?" Insert Sh*t Eating Grin 

Little 5 year old Iris found us in the end zone and she was beyond delighted that we were there. She quickly pointed out the ribbons in her hair as little girls cutely displayed so innocently. Hopefully that memory will live on in Iris' third eye. Hopefully 

The grouping of photos here represents two Friday Night Bike Night Themes. Psychedelic and Cowboys. Quite the attire for both events and its a double edge sword of emotions as this Friday nears. 

LUDACRIS:

Talk about a musician that understands their audience. A kid you NOT!! Ludacris brought out two other MC rappers and they crushed the show. The three of them shared the stage as a way of saving their girlie soft voices. 

Get this, they ONLY played / sang about 30 seconds of each song. REALLY!! The Tick Tock generation primarily possesses a 20 second attention span. So why play a song in its entirely?? Ludacris shouts out F this and F that and here is track #3 off our first album. 40 seconds later, I knew you Mother F bombers would know that SH*T. Here is track #7 off our second Album. Again, 30 seconds later, You Mother F bombers like that SH*T. On to the next 30 seconds of a song. 

Amazing. I never heard of an artist only playing snippets of songs and the audience never had the opportunity to look at their phones or whatever. They stayed engaged the whole time because of the rapid fire song list. Well Done Ludacris. I mean, Well Phuc-N Done Mother Phuc-R  

HOUSE/DOGS:

Talk about a perfect job. Dogs , Chickens , & House Sitting are so in my wheelhouse. Love It 

This girl dog above was drooling over the curry smells. She sat so pretty and then licked the empty bowl of residue goodnesses with enthusiasm. Score 

Speaking of food bowls and nervousness. She was clearly not pleased about me shooting this photo during breakfast. 

I So Dig This Above Photo !! It is truly worthy of a thousand words. And yes, they are ready for a car ride. Paws Down, we B ready there Captain. 

Dinner was served above. The photo below, I added this caption to their humans. A very stressful day here on the mean streets of GJ. 

These two photos represent how the tribe really feels about playoff baseball. And notice the old boob tube here. Its been awhile watching TV in non HD format. 

W W & W:

What a day on the river!! On an October morning with a temperature of 78F / 25C, Wizards , Warlocks , & Witches took to the Mighty Colorado River on Saturday. 

Take note in the above photo from the zip line action. That's two people on the zip lines across the river while boats were rigging up their water crafts. Below, a group of Witches creating a future holiday card. 

An absolutely bluebird picture perfect day for a casual float. This was the second annual WW&W float and talk of next years event planning were chatted about all day long. GR8 Stuff 

PORCHELLA:

Hands down, Best Event Of The Year. Apparently this was an event back east during COVID. So a gal from back east and a local gal created another Porchella here in Gj and my mind was blown. 

Random acoustic musicians played from porch fronts and the entire community rolled out for it. The map was a loose interpretation but numerous "bands" set up and played in their own yards. There is no way this would have flown 20 years ago. No Way 

I saw so many folks that I haven't crossed paths with in years. Everyone was joyful , smiling , and completely consumed with excitement. We all had open containers and everyone walked , stood , or biked in the middle of the street. Cars were super cool , friendly locals sharing stories , and one lady poured rounds of Jim Beam shots to christen her porch. Classic 

And for me, the highlight, the next day NOT ONE piece of trash or broken bottles to be found. So thankful that everyone remained respectful and what a spectacular event. 

I cross pollinated with the two organizers and they happily received my insights and perspectives. They agreed that Spring 2024 rather than Fall 2024 would be the way to roll , they agreed that sponsorship will provide hidden costs , and they agreed that keeping this event downtown from 7th to 12th and Gunnison to Main Street is the way to go. They said that they would start an email chain but I have yet to see one in my in box. Fingers Crossed

GOALS:

1. Research Airfares
2. Sunset Rides
3. Rearrange The Office Layout
4. Pay Attention
5. Plan One More Camp Trip
6. Smile Often 

Cat Scratch Fever,

Cheers